Republican Mystery Candidate Emerges

Back in January, Mike Huckabee with CNN posed the question, “Could a mystery candidate for GOP race still emerge?” Well, the Onion has reported that yes, indeed, the Republicans have a Mystery Candidate and will reveal the identity of said Mystery Candidate only after he, or she, wins the election. Not only will the candidate be revealed upon winning the election, but the Republicans will also reveal the contents of a secret briefcase that holds the cure to all our economic woes.
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